Guess What I Drank Last Night?

Was the title of this post what got you to come and visit?

Gotcha!

That's okay.

Did you know, that right this very minute, it's 11:46 PM on Friday, August 1st?

I haven't decided for sure, but I might try posting every day this month.

So I wanted to cover my a**, just in case. (I bleeped that out, in case you have sensitive eyes)

I went out with the girls last night to celebrate Tracy's birthday.

We went to Bar Louie, a new place in town.

Kinda snazzy. A martini bar and restaurant.

We decided it was like an upscale Hooters.

The girls wore short shorts, and black t-shirts that were cut to reveal their *ahem* assets. And the back of their shirts had a picture of a martini with the slogan, "I like mine dirty."

I bet.

You know you're old when you wish the wait staff would wear more professional attire. ESPECIALLY when the management has the audacity to put a computer printed sign on the front door asking YOU to remember "appropriate attire required." Evidently the wait staff is exempt.

The only person (in my opinion) who has a reason to show her breasts at my table is nursing her two day old baby.

Is it because I'm jealous?

Hardly.

I've never wanted to be a pole dancer.

*beats the trolls away with a stick*

As for the food...

The mojitos were awesome! I've never had one before, but I can now call myself a fan.

The food?

Meh.

Enough said.